Sydney Lemens

Hey! I’m Sydney, a writer, painter and poet currently based in New York City.


Critics have called me: 

→ Shorter in person

→ A positive influence

→ A fool, for sulking in the corner at a wedding reception when the DJ refused to play “Losing My Mind” by Liza Minnelli 


You may hire me for things like:

→ Writing and concepting

→ Copyediting

→ Custom song and voice portraits

→ Sulking in the corner at wedding receptions if the DJ refuses to play “Losing My Mind” by Liza Minnelli

By day, I work as a writer at Anomaly.  By night, I enjoy boxing, horror films, and caring for my lizard and plants. Thanks for visiting my site!